Candidate for the position of General Secretary

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CHRISTY HORGAN

"We have concepts of a plan"

  • The Hare Krishna man will be awarded an honorary PhD in culinary science
  • A module dedicated to Spring Weeks will be created
  • All LSE100 assignments will be outsourced to Imperial and Kings
  • The Bubble Tea Machine in CBG will be replaced with a slot machine
  • The globe will be flipped the right way up
  • An overpass will be built between the Marshall Building and Sway
  • Law students will have their readings doubled
  • All students who unsuccessfully applied to Oxbridge will have their post rerouted to their first choice College
  • Investment Banks no longer welcome on Campus (It is time to play hard to get)
  • Jeremy Bentham will be stolen from UCL
  • Any students with more than one Spring Week or Summer Internship will be forced to share
  • I will double my pay on day 1 (Guaranteed)
  • Wheelchair accessible table on each floor in each building
  • The Student Union’s constitution will be streamlined (removed entirely)
  • Rowan Atkinson annual lecture series
  • The square outside CBG will be renamed “Kramer Plaza” and a 20 ft statue will be erected in his honour
  • University Challenge will be rigged

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